Phobia
Saturday, November 7, 2009 at 1:06PM She had only just discovered the meaning of the word 'phobia', and she already had four. Earlier that day Linda's daughter, in an embarrassing, knowledge-based role reversal, explained that a phobia was an extreme fear of something.
"Mum, a phobia is an extreme fear of something. Like the dark. Or heights." She explained.
Within a half hour of her phobia enlightenment, Linda was already stood on tiptoes in the middle of her kitchen. Atop a chair. (Wouldn't a stool be a cliché?) Three minutes ago, she'd spotted a mouse running along the skirting board. A scream, and a truly impressive leap later, she had found her first phobia. It took mere seconds to find her second.
She was less than two feet off the ground, yet she couldn't force herself to look down at the floor. Hadn't her daughter mentioned heights as an example? Well this was more than that. This was real!


